Why Engineers Make Less Money

Why executives make more money

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now, for the first time we have a rigid Mathematical proof that explains why this is true.
Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.

Postulate 2: Time is money.
Now, as every Engineer knows,

 Work
-------- = Power
Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have

Work
-------- = Knowledge
Money


Solving for Money, we get:

Work
------------ = Money
Knowledge

 

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

Engineers vs Managers

Engineers vs. Managers

A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.

An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.

After the engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs. "Isn't that just like an engineer, we're looking for the height and he gives us the length."

Ahli Syurga Vs Ahli Neraka

Pada suatu ketika setelah kiamat tamat, termaktublah seperti dalam perjanjian manusia dibahagi pada Ahli Syurga dan Ahli Neraka..

Setelah sekian lama di dalam syurga dan neraka, pada suatu masa ahli syurga dan ahli neraka telah bersetuju untuk mengadakan pertandingan membina jambatan antara syurga dan neraka.

Telah juga dipersetujui bahawa Ahli syurga akan membina jambatan dari syurga ke neraka dan ahli neraka akan membina jambatan dari neraka dan syurga mengikut spesifikasi yang disediakan dan ditetapkan samada dari segi material yang diperlukan dan sumber tenaga.

Pada hari yang telah ditetapkan untuk memulakan pertandingan pembinaan jambatan, maka ahli syurga dan ahli neraka memulakan pembinaan jambatan dari syurga ke neraka dan dari neraka ke syurga. Pertandingan adalah berdasarkan siapa yang siap dahulu dia lah yang bakal memenangi pertandingan ini.

Setelah beberapa minggu dan bulan berlalu, ahli neraka diisytiharkan pemenang pertandingan membina jambatan antara neraka dan syurga.

Ada pihak-pihak yang kurang bersetuju atas kemenangan ahli neraka ini kerana bagi mereka ahli syurga lah yang patut memenangi pertandingan ini.

Setelah siasatan demi siasatan dijalankan akhirnya mereka akur dengan kemenangan ahli neraka.

Apakah yang mereka akur?

Siasatan menunjukkan ahli neraka yang membina jambatan dari neraka ke syurga adalah merupakan kontraktor-kontraktor pembinaan semasa hayat mereka di dunia..

He he he he... jangan marahhhhhhhh...

Engineers and Lawyers

There was once an engineer who found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie jumped out and said to him, "You have three wishes. But there is a catch - this wish system of mine was designed by a lawyer, so whatever you wish for every lawyer in the world will get double of!"

The engineer replied, "That's no problem, I can live with that." He then said, "For my first wish, I wish I had a Ferarri."

"OK", said the genie, and a Ferarri appeared in front of the engineer. "But remember, every lawyer in the world now has 2 Ferarris," the genie told the engineer.

The engineer remained unperturbed and said, "For my second wish, I wish for a million bucks." So a million bucks appeared in front of the engineer and the genie said, "remember, every lawyer in the world now has 2 million bucks."

The engineer was non-committal and then said, "I always wished I could donate a kidney!"

Engineering Vs Management

Woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me sir, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.'

The man below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'

'You must be an engineer,' said the lady balloonist.

'I am', replied the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well, answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what tomake of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more.'

The man below responded, 'You must be in management.'

'I am,' replied the lady balloonist, 'but, how did you know?'

'Well,' said the man, 'You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air within. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems, and you are prompt to blame others for your fate and stupid deeds!!!!!

Kaedah Mudah Sifir

Kelas Mudah Sifir akan diadakan pada setiap hari Sabtu. Tuan-tuan boleh pilih samada sesi pagi (10 am - 12pm) atau sesi petang (2pm - 4pm).

Bayaran adalah RM35 seorang satu sesi.

Anak tuan-tuan akan diajar cara mudah Sifir 1 - Sifir 11.

Pihak saya menyediakan pakej seperti berikut :-

1 kali sesi -- RM 35
2 kali sesi -- RM 60
3 kali sesi -- RM 80
4 kali sesi -- RM 100

Walaubagaimanapun terpulang pada tuan-tuan berdasarkan kepada kemampuan anak anda.

Minimum umur adalah 10 tahun atau berada di Darjah 4 keatas.

Sesi diatas hanya meliputi Sifir sahaja dan tidak merangkumi pendaraban / multiplication kerana anak anda harus faham mengenai sifir sebelum ke pendaraban / multiplication.

Kelas Pendaraban / Multiplication akan diadakan pada bulan Mei yang mana anak anda akan diajar cara pendaraban yang agak mudah untuk pendaraban melebihi 1 digit nombor.

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